My Love Affairs with Mr I, Mr N, Mr E and Mr S (P/S: Jack Neo not included)
This is just a tongue in cheek post title…I’m just trying to be creative. I mean who will want to make out with “Liang Po Po” or “Liang Xi Mei”?! Probably Wendy Chong or other nubile wanna be actresses or models who believed his sweet words of being able to make them famous. Gosh! Wendy was only 20 when they began their love affair and Jack Neo has a daughter who is about 3 years younger than Wendy.
Seriously, how did Jack Neo manage to hide this for 2 years, especially if Wendy said that they checked into hotels, spent weekends together and called Jack Neo when he was with his wife, Irene? Irene also said that she knew about this affair some time but kept mum about it.
I don’t think I can be like her…keep quiet about the affair. She still had to face the media in a press conference when the whole matter blew out of proportion, saying that she still loves Jack Neo, family, etc and etc. Body language cannot lie… From her gesture and eye contact, her statement was more of trying to help Jack Neo gain back some of his goody image as a director who produces movies which preach about moral values and ethics. Also, it looked like the media was the one which caused all the pain and sufferings, when all these are Jack Neo’s own doings. Wow.. what a well crafted PR step to divert people’s attention! The best part was when “actor” Ah Nan dashed out and shouted at the media to back away. Everything looked like a drama scene suddenly.
Probably this is not the first time Jack Neo is having an affair but this time round, he met a formidable “opponent”, Wendy Chong, who is the kiss and tell type. She was really daring enough to tell the media in lucid details of the love affair, without any fear of destroying her future dating and employment opportunities. She is now famous, but for the not so good reasons.
Conclusion: It seems like the ladies are much stronger than the man in this whole saga.
Ok, but to my own love affairs… Not as interesting as Jack Neo’s one.
My first love was Mr N(okia). Until today, I still kinda miss him. I guessed that’s why people say first love is always so hard to forget. He is not complicated and he was the IT guy back in those days. Everyone wants to own him.
My second love was Mr E(ricsson). I decided to grow up and find a more business looking phone when he came along. One of the first few phones with touch screen option, with both letter and numerical keypads. A pity he died at a young age.
My 3rd love was Mr S(amsung) with a christian name Omnia. Actually, he was cast away by someone else. I pitied him and took him under my care. Cool looking but no substance. Complicated.
I am now crazily in love with Mr I-(phone). He looks sleek and confident, housed in a white colour suit.
